View From Purcell, Oklahoma: Than Maynard, Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862 (Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma)

Welcome to the Family

 

 

A successful Wildcatter's daughter married a roughneck and the father had a meeting with his new son-in-law.  

"I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man.

"To show how much we care for you, I've made you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go out into the patch every day and learn the operations."


The roughneck interrupted, "I hate just driving around.  I can't stand the lack of dangerous activity."

"I see," replied the father-in-law.  "Well, then you can work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."

 

"I hate office work," said the roughneck.  "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."

"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law.  "I just gave you half interest in a profitable business, but you don't like field work and won't work in a office.  What am I going to do with you?"

"Easy," said the roughneck… "Buy me out."

Licensed to SELL - Dedicated - Experienced - Honest - Than Maynard - Purcell, OK

Head shot

Than Maynard
REALTOR, CRB, Certified Short Sale agent, Certified Foreclosure Agent, Accredited REO Agent
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma Real Estate
1726 N Green Avenue, Purcell, OK 73080
CELL: (405) 990-8862
OFFICE: (405) 527-3012
www.cbheart.com

 

 

We never stop moving 3d

9 commentsThan Maynard • June 12 2014 12:13PM
Welcome to the Family
share
A successful Wildcatter's daughter married a roughneck and the father had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family, " said the man. "To show how much we care for you, I've made you a 50… more
Heart of Oklahoma Chamber of Commerce: June 9, 2014
share
June 9, 2014 Upcoming Events June 10, 2014 Business After Hours Starts at 5:00pm at 1205 N. Green Purcell, OK. Contact the Chamber Office for… more
Benefits of Government Run Businesses/Industries
share
Benefits of Government Run Businesses/Industries Just check out the chart to see how beneficial it is for our government to control and regulate an industry or business model. Click here for the article: In case you are confused my title is… more
Hummingbird Moth: 5-2-2014
share
Hummingbird Moth It took me a little while to figure out what it was. We had just started planting flowers and hanging baskets when this little fellow showed up. Has to be a hummingbird right? Look at those wings go! Of course that day… more
Missing Wife: Humor For Men
share
Missing Wife: Humor For Men A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report about his missing wife: Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet. Inspector: Describe he please. Husband:… more
Custom Made Coffee Table
share
Custom Made Coffee Table Probably should say "Homemade Coffee Table" My wife wanted a new coffee table and rug for the living room. Since, I can't run a Loom I agreed to buy a new rug. But, we had a glass top left over from an old table that I… more
Easter Sunday 2014
share
Easter Sunday 2014 Each year our church places a flower covered cross outside the church for photos. Parishioners add many more flowers to the cross as the day moves along. Happy Easter from the Maynards! Sunday morning before Sunday school… more
Rainy Day: Sunday 4-6-2014
share
Rainy Day: Sunday We certainly needed the rain and we have gotten a little just about every weekend since the 6th. Yes, I am slow to post, but here you go: I really liked the blue tint in the clouds on this shot. I was going… more
Foggy River Bottom
share
Foggy River Bottom I see quite a few pictures of foggy and mist covered valleys on AR. This is not something that is very common here in Oklahoma. Yes, we get them of course, but it is a fairly rare event. Especially one that is pretty and not… more
Three Short Jokes
share
HE MUST PAY Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you. " Mom replied, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you. " -----------------------… more