View From Purcell, Oklahoma: January 2014

Three Short Jokes

HE MUST PAY


Husband and wife had a tiff.

Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am
coming to live with you."

Mom replied, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake.
I am coming to live with you."

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Today's Short Reading from the Bible... from Genesis:


"And God promised men that good and obedient wives
would be found in all corners of the earth."
Then, He made the earth round..........
and He laughed and laughed and laughed!

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Water in the carburetor

 


WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

WIFE: "In the pool"

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Than Maynard
REALTOR, CRB, Certified Short Sale agent, Certified Foreclosure Agent, Accredited REO Agent
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma Real Estate
1726 N Green Avenue, Purcell, OK 73080
CELL: (405) 990-8862
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Comment balloon 16 commentsThan Maynard • January 07 2014 12:31PM
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