View From Purcell, Oklahoma: Top Ten Signs That your Employer Has Changed To Obamacare Health Care

Top Ten Signs That your Employer Has Changed To Obamacare Health Care

I added a few in comments and Glenn thought I should re-blog, so what the heck:

(13) Your healthcare coverage would be better if you were unemployeed.

(12) Your Dr spends more time trying to sell you 'alternative treatments' (vitamins, fads, whatever) than actually examining you.

(11) When you ask about the tongue depressors being darker on one end the nurse states "Don't worry we turn it around betwen patients."

We have been getting a lot of grief about the new health care changes that we had to employ here at Family Abstract, as usual, I'll hide behind the comedy, it seems to make the pill a little easier to swallow. 
 
Top Ten Indicators That your Employer Has Changed To The Obamacare Health Care Plan.


(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
 
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
 
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
 
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
 
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
 
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
 
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
 
(3) The only expense covered 100% is..."Embalming."
 
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
 
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
 
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian."

- Henry Ford
 
Make it a great day from my Family at Family Abstract, Inc. to yours all our very best!!  PLEASE give us the opportunity to do the title insurance for your next client.  And Stay Healthy!!
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Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.

Backed by the strength of four title insurance underwriters, we are able to provide expert attention to detail without sacrificing versatility in the closing process, thus providing more options in difficult title situations. Due to our depth of industry knowledge and commitment to excellent service, Family Abstract, Inc. has been able to develop client relationships that have endured for decades.

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Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma Real Estate
1726 N Green Avenue, Purcell, OK 73080
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Comment balloon 17 commentsThan Maynard • August 21 2013 02:30PM

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Than, this is sooooo funny!  Actually, it really won't be funny when most of this stuff comes true, however, life is too short not to laugh at some of the serious stuff once in a while.  Thanks for the funny

Posted by Jean Hanley, Specializing in Folks Who Want To Buy/Sell Homes (Coldwell Banker Kivett Teeters) almost 6 years ago

You had me laughing so hard everyone came to see what was so funny. Thanks for making me smile.

Posted by Scott Godzyk, One of Manchester NH's Leading Agents (Godzyk Real Estate Services) almost 6 years ago

Sad but very much true.  People do not realize what we are getting into.

Posted by William Feela, Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No. (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) almost 6 years ago

Than!

This is great!

Thanks for posting!

Kevin

Posted by Kevin A. Guttman-Author, Reverse Mortgage Advisor, 877-251-9709 (NMLS#384936) almost 6 years ago

Than, This is funny in a sick and sad way.  I pay out the wazoo for my medical insurance. The care I get is marginal at best. I'm convinced doctors don't know either.  They give it their best guess. 

Posted by Kathleen Daniels, San Jose Homes for Sale-Probate & Trust Specialist (KD Realty - 408.972.1822) almost 6 years ago

yes it is time to really learn what it will do for the masses now that it is fully in operation... or is it?

Posted by Mark Loewenberg, KW 561-214-0370 (KW of the Palm Beaches) almost 6 years ago

Hi Than, funny but true...we need to take care and do the research on our illnesses ourselves.

Posted by Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®, Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate (Vision Quest Realty) almost 6 years ago

I paid almost $20,000 per year for our medical insurance. Nothing like being self-employed and had to drop it this year when it went up again.

Now we are on a catastrophic only plan with a $10,000 deductible.

Obamacare is only in force for the peons. The big companies, unions and of course Congress critters and their workers are all exempt. When will we get some representation?

Posted by Than Maynard, Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862 (Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma) almost 6 years ago

Than, that is my next change of deductible from $2500 per person. I may try $5000 for a yr or two until I cannot afford that either.

Posted by Mike Frazier, Northwest Tennessee Realtor (Carousel Realty of Dyer County) almost 6 years ago

Than -- thanks for sharing Glenn's list and serving up an extra three as a bonus.

Posted by Steven Cook (No Longer Processing Mortgages.) almost 6 years ago

Than I am LMAO.  I can see it now.  My Dr. trying to sign me up for Amway so he can sell me Vitamins and health products when I go to see him.  

Posted by Gene Riemenschneider, Turning Houses into Homes (Home Point Real Estate) almost 6 years ago

Hi Than. Sad part is that ObamaCare ObamaTax is no laughing matter. I do not want it. I want to opt out. (Anyone who wants American government to be in charge of their healthcare thus in charge of their health is a fool....)

Posted by Lana Robbins Realtor ® Licensed Real Estate Broker, Licensed in Florida and Washington (Aloha Kai Real Estate) almost 6 years ago

Very funny.  But very sad indeed.  My premiums are up nearly 50% since Obamacare went into law in 2010.  And that is after I canceled my insurance to go to a cheaper plan. 

Posted by Rob Arnold, Metro Orlando Full Service - Investor Friendly & F (Sand Dollar Realty Group, Inc.) over 5 years ago

Very sad, I don't have insurance and I just found out several of the doctors I called to schedule an appointment don't take cash or a check???  What is that all about??

Posted by Laura Giannotta, Your Realtor Down the Shore! (Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore ) over 5 years ago

Hmm, that is odd. I know some doctor's are going to cash only systems that are cheaper than medicaid/medicare charges.

Posted by Than Maynard, Broker - Licensed to List & Sell - 405-990-8862 (Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma) over 5 years ago

Than:

 

Very good I had not seen this stay on the trail. Have a great week. 

Posted by Alan Kirkpatrick, Alan in Austin (Austin Texas Homes) over 5 years ago

 

I agree with asking the American Indian for sure, love a little humor late in the day

Posted by Charles Stallions Real Estate Services, Buyers Agent 800-309-3414 Pace and Gulf Breeze,Fl. (Charles Stallions Real Estate Services Inc) over 5 years ago

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