I added a few in comments and Glenn thought I should re-blog, so what the heck:
(13) Your healthcare coverage would be better if you were unemployeed.
(12) Your Dr spends more time trying to sell you 'alternative treatments' (vitamins, fads, whatever) than actually examining you.
(11) When you ask about the tongue depressors being darker on one end the nurse states "Don't worry we turn it around betwen patients."
We have been getting a lot of grief about the new health care changes that we had to employ here at Family Abstract, as usual, I'll hide behind the comedy, it seems to make the pill a little easier to swallow.Top Ten Indicators That your Employer Has Changed To The Obamacare Health Care Plan.
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.(3) The only expense covered 100% is..."Embalming."(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape."Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian."
- Henry FordMake it a great day from my Family at Family Abstract, Inc. to yours all our very best!! PLEASE give us the opportunity to do the title insurance for your next client. And Stay Healthy!!==========================================================================================
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Established in 2002, Family Abstract, Inc. provides Title Insurance to clients and customers throughout Florida, Maryland, New Jersey and Pennsylvania with more than 40 years of combined experience in management alone. We pride ourselves on retaining the most skilled and knowledgeable employees who share our goals of providing the best service in the industry.
Located in Horsham, Pennsylvania, Family Abstract, Inc. maintains an extensive network of skilled title insurance abstractors in all the states we service in addition to a nationwide network of qualified closing agents who are available to close loans at any location.
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