View From Purcell, Oklahoma: Missing Wife: Humor For Men

Missing Wife: Humor For Men

Missing Wife: Humor For Men

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report about his missing wife:


Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector: Describe he please.

Husband: Female......

Inspector: What is her height?

Husband: I never checked.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Husband: Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Inspector: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector: Was she driving?

Husband : Yes.

Inspector : Describe the car, please.

Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...




Inspector: Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car. 

Licensed to SELL - Dedicated - Experienced - Honest - Than Maynard - Purcell, OK

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Than Maynard
REALTOR, CRB, Certified Short Sale agent, Certified Foreclosure Agent, Accredited REO Agent
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma Real Estate
1726 N Green Avenue, Purcell, OK 73080
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Comment balloon 8 commentsThan Maynard • May 02 2014 09:13AM


I've heard variations of this joke, but not exactly this one.  Thanks for the laugh.

Posted by Gene Riemenschneider, Turning Houses into Homes (Home Point Real Estate) over 6 years ago


Posted by Beth and Richard Witt, Long Island Cash Home Buyer 516-330-6940 (Long Island Cash Home Buyer) over 6 years ago

Than love it this just came at the right moment, great variation of a tried and tested old joke:)), Endre

Posted by Endre Barath, Jr., Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002 (Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices) over 6 years ago

It has been a long day  and a laugh is what I neede

Posted by William Feela, Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No. (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) over 6 years ago

Is this a joke?  Don't know why, it all sounds perfectly logical to me.  

Posted by Gabe Sanders, Stuart Florida Real Estate (Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales) over 6 years ago

Than, I'm with Gabe on this one...I can't find anything funny about this...seems normal to me. :)

Posted by Nick T Pappas, Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource (Assoc. Broker/Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, @HomesBirmingham & Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL) over 6 years ago

Hi Than,

This is very funny and somehow I missed it last week. Glad I found it today as it gave me a big laugh.

Posted by Kristin Hamilton CA Realtor, (909) 557-6966- Specialize 55+ Communties Banning (Sun Lakes Realty) about 6 years ago

Thanks Than! I had a great laugh! Loved it, very ''man''. Keep the humor posts coming!

Posted by Inna Ivchenko, Realtor® • Green • GRI • HAFA • PSC Calabasas CA (Barcode Properties) about 5 years ago