Missing Wife: Humor For Men
A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report about his missing wife:
Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.
Inspector: Describe he please.
Husband: Female......
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband : Yes.
Inspector : Describe the car, please.
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...
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Inspector: Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car.
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I've heard variations of this joke, but not exactly this one. Thanks for the laugh.
LOL...
Than love it this just came at the right moment, great variation of a tried and tested old joke:)), Endre
It has been a long day and a laugh is what I neede
Is this a joke? Don't know why, it all sounds perfectly logical to me.
Than, I'm with Gabe on this one...I can't find anything funny about this...seems normal to me. :)
Hi Than,
This is very funny and somehow I missed it last week. Glad I found it today as it gave me a big laugh.
Thanks Than! I had a great laugh! Loved it, very ''man''. Keep the humor posts coming!