View From Purcell, Oklahoma: A Night of Hard Drinking: A Joke

A Night of Hard Drinking: A Joke

A Night of Hard Drinking: A Joke

Two hard working rough necks left the bar after a long night of drinking at a back woods bar and got into their truck. 

  Jed was driving and he started it up. After a couple of minutes of driving, an old man's face appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly. 

Jake screamed, "Look at the window. There's an old ghost's face there!" Jed stomped on the accelerator to speed up, but the face stayed in the window. 

Jake rolled his window down part way and, scared out of his wits, said, "What do you want?"

The old man softly replied, "You got a cigarette?" 

Jake handed the old man a cigarette and yelled, "Step on it," to Jed, rolling up the window in terror.

A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing. 

Jed said, "I don't know what happened, but don't worry... the speedometer says we're doing 80 now." 

All of a sudden there was a light tapping on the window and the old man reappeared.

"There he is again," Jake yelled. He rolled down the window and shakily said, "Yes?"

"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked. Jake threw a lighter out the window saying, "Step on it!"

Now The speedometer showed they were driving about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some more tapping.

"Oh my God! He's back!" Jake rolled down the window and screamed in stark terror, "ARGHHHHHHH WHAT NOW?"

The old man gently replied, "Hey, Do you guys want some help getting your truck out of the mud?"

 

Simply another emailed joke, but I found it funny.

Licensed to SELL - Dedicated - Experienced - Honest - Than Maynard - Purcell, OK

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Comment balloon 33 commentsThan Maynard • August 05 2014 07:45AM

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Than: You got me on that one! I don't drink and drive, but I can see that happening!

Posted by Sandy Padula and Norm Padula, JD, GRI, Presence, Persistence & Perseverance (HomeSmart Realty West & Geneva Financial, Llc.) almost 5 years ago

Than, and another good reason why drunks should not drive (LOL)! Jed is a perfect redneck name too ... funny.

Posted by Kathleen Daniels, San Jose Homes for Sale-Probate & Trust Specialist (KD Realty - 408.972.1822) almost 5 years ago

Than,

 I did find it funny, that is really good! Thanks for sharing!

Posted by Yolanda Cordova-Gilbert almost 5 years ago

Than, I didn't see that one coming, LOL.  Hope all's well with you. 

Posted by Juli Vosmik, Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739 (Dominion Fine Properties) almost 5 years ago

Than, I kind of thought the car was in a shop up on a lift, but stuck in the mud works for me :)

Posted by Nick T Pappas, Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource (Assoc. Broker/Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, @HomesBirmingham & Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL) almost 5 years ago

Than, that's a funny one-and a clean one, too.

Posted by Michelle Carr-Crowe Just Call 408-252-8900 Top 1%!, Family Helping Families Buy & Sell Homes 40+ Years (Get Results Team...Just Call (408) 252-8900! . DRE #00901962 . Licensed to Sell since 1985 . Altas Realty) almost 5 years ago

Normally I see the punchline coming but I was not thinking this...lol   Very cute

Posted by Tammy Adams ~ Realtor / Podcaster, A Maricopa Agent who Works, Lives & Loves Maricopa (Maricopa Real Estate Co) almost 5 years ago

Yep, I can picture this.  Thanks for the morning laugh, Than.

Posted by Gabe Sanders, Stuart Florida Real Estate (Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales) almost 5 years ago

Hi Than,

Very cute....stuck in the mud is better than embedded in a tree. Drunks should call a cab.

Posted by Kristin Hamilton CA Realtor, (909) 557-6966- Specialize 55+ Communties Banning (Sun Lakes Realty) almost 5 years ago

Than, that was funny, could not guess what the punchline would have been!

Posted by Joan Cox, Denver Real Estate - Selling One Home at a Time (House to Home, Inc. - Denver Real Estate - 720-231-6373) almost 5 years ago

Very funny.  Way too much to drink for sure. I would never have guessed that punch line. 

Posted by Rob Arnold, Metro Orlando Full Service - Investor Friendly & F (Sand Dollar Realty Group, Inc.) almost 5 years ago

Thanks for the laugh, Than.  I needed that today. :))

Posted by Michael A. Caruso (Surterre Properties) almost 5 years ago

Had no clue where that was going, but enjoyed getting there. I will be spreading that one around.

Posted by Dale Bledsoe, Realtor in Tracy, California (Crown Key Realty) almost 5 years ago

OMG, the poor things,  how funny!

Posted by Sharon Tara, New Hampshire Home Stager (Sharon Tara Transformations) almost 5 years ago

I was going to say, "Been there done that", but I don't think I will!  

  Good one, Than!

Posted by Fred Griffin presently on Leave of Absence, Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker (Fred Griffin Real Estate) almost 5 years ago

Than, I like your joke my friend. Have a great weekend!

Posted by Mike Frazier, Northwest Tennessee Realtor (Carousel Realty of Dyer County) almost 5 years ago

Jed and Jake didn't drink too much, they were over served.

Posted by Cheryl Powell - The Powell Team, Concord,Harrisburg & Charlotte NC Area Real Estate (RE/MAX Executive - The Powell Team) almost 5 years ago

Well, I have tied one or two on but never bad enough where I had no idea of what wa going on.   thanks for the chuckle

Posted by William Feela, Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No. (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) almost 5 years ago

Than,

That was very funny! I didn't see it coming. I was feeling the tension, wondering why is this guy always catching up to them and tapping on the window. Thanks for the laugh! I needed it today .

Posted by Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP, Selling Homes Changing Lives (DFW FINE PROPERTIES) almost 5 years ago

Than, that was wonderful! I was trying to figure out how the speedometer was showing them moving!

Posted by Connie Harvey, Realtor - Nashville TN Real Estate (Pilkerton Realtors) almost 5 years ago

Than-Just goes to show that hard drinking and mud are a dangerous mix.

Posted by Wayne Johnson, San Antonio REALTOR, San Antonio Homes For Sale (Coldwell Banker D'Ann Harper REALTORS®) almost 5 years ago

Than, that IS funny!  Poor old guy though, he was probably covered in mud!  He definitely deserved his cigarette !

Posted by Silvia Dukes PA, Broker Associate, CRS, CIPS, SRES, Florida Waterfront and Country Club Living (Tropic Shores Realty - Ich spreche Deutsch!) almost 5 years ago

Than that was hysterical...I needed that o I thought you were offering another drink:)LOL, Endre

Posted by Endre Barath, Jr., Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002 (Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices) almost 5 years ago

Thank you for sharing!

Posted by Jeffrey Ditri, New York City Residential Rental Specialist (JAD Realty Group, LLC.) almost 5 years ago

Yes that is a good one and we all need a laugh to lighten the day. Have a good weekend.

Posted by Debbie Reynolds, Your Dedicated Clarksville TN Real Estate Agent (Platinum Properties) almost 5 years ago

Good morning Than. That is my kind of good old boy story with a really funny ending.

Thank you for commenting on my post.

Posted by Joe Petrowsky, Your Mortgage Consultant for Life (Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709) almost 5 years ago

Than, that was funny!  I too was surprised by the ending!  Thank you for a laugh. 

Posted by Anna Hatridge, Missouri Realtor with Goodson Realty (Goodson Realty) almost 5 years ago

Than, thankfully a harmless bit of fun. My husband is a volunteer paramedic in our area and Sat. nite/Sun morning, was called out on a motor vehicle rollover in the countryside. The guys were drunk. Their story: they are a band coming home from playing at a wedding, and (supposedly) a deer ran out in front of them, they swerved to miss it, rolled over, and were stuck, so they just decided to sit down and start drinking. 

The cop did not find this funny. OR believable. They weren't hurt, thankfully. 

Posted by Gayle Rich-Boxman Fishhawk Lake Real Estate, "Your Local Expert!" 503-755-2905 (John L Scott Market Center) almost 5 years ago

Than- I loved this!!!  I had no idea where this one was going so it was a nice surprise!

Posted by Kathy Streib, Home Stager - Palm Beach County,FL -561-914-6224 (Room Service Home Staging) almost 5 years ago

Silly stuff, yet I can totally picture this happening to a few folks I know.

Posted by Michelle Carr-Crowe Just Call 408-252-8900 Top 1%!, Family Helping Families Buy & Sell Homes 40+ Years (Get Results Team...Just Call (408) 252-8900! . DRE #00901962 . Licensed to Sell since 1985 . Altas Realty) almost 5 years ago

Now that was funny Than!  Thanks for the Tuesday laugh!!

Posted by Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®, Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate (Vision Quest Realty) almost 5 years ago

LOL...very funny!  

Posted by Susan Haughton, Susan & Mindy Team...Honesty. Integrity. Results. (Long and Foster REALTORS (703) 470-4545) almost 5 years ago

Ha! I was wondering where that one was going!

Thanks for starting my day off on a light note ;)

Posted by Shannon Milligan, Richmond VA Real Estate Agent/Associate Broker, RVA Home Team - Winning with Integrity. (RVA Home Team) almost 5 years ago

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